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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."
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"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""
"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."
"What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them."
"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
"Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA."
"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"