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Joke of the Day

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"

"my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees"

"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"

"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."

"Have you heard who's playing the lead role in Hollywood's latest fairytale movie? China's GDP numbers."

"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."

"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"

"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"