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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"
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"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise* Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough"
"Look sad dragging a kite on the ground at the park and sometimes people will let you join their picnic."
"Come forth. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"I sharpened all my kitchen knives today. Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial."
"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"
"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."
"Two tools watched TV, One saw."