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Joke of the Day
"Just accidentally zoomed so far out of a Word document that I saw the birth of the universe"
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"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."
"I told my boyfriend I wanted to break up with him for very mature reasons... His dick was too small."
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