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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay chickpea? A hummussexual."

"I went on a date with a girl I met from twitter once. It didn't work out, but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met."

"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."

"Spelling cunts. *counts."

"[train station] Man: hey you. Woman: Hi. M: i'm Christian. W: That's a pickup line? *rolls eyes, walks away M: ugh. i hate my name."

"I, for one, am proud of Donald Trump for paying those hookers to pee on each other. He finally paid a contractor"

"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."

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