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Joke of the Day

"Two psychics pass each other in the street.. One says to the other: ""You're doing fine. How am I?"""

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"

"What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG"

"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"

"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"""

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"

"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."

"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."

"I swear if I see one more tweet about 11/11/11 being once in A life time I will snap. Every date is once in a life time! That how time works"