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Joke of the Day

"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"

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"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."
"turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :("
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."
"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"
"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"
"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"*surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* ""Wait but this means..."" *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*"