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Joke of the Day

"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."

"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."

"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."

"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."

"GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with ""dentist 11.30"" on it*"

"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"

"Sex with three people is called a threesome, and two people is a twosome Now I know why everyone calls you handsome"

"Last night someone bashed my car window & stole my purse so I hope this thief enjoys his 17 tampons, stale gum & Sephora rewards card."

"F-U-C-K Tell her I said hi."

"Why could the french man not count to four? He could not get past the tree!"