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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble"

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"Q: What did the atlantic say to the pacific? A: Nothing. It just waved."

"Why does everyone love Plato? Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates"

"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."

"Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he's homeless."

"TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches. whoops, wrong sub."

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."