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Joke of the Day

"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"Shit's Creek is actually quite lovely when you bring paddles."

"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."

"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it ... So I said, ""implants?"""

"What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"