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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what is heart warming? That even the most Orthodox Jew, and the cruelest of all the people of Al-Qaeda, will look for the same thing once they get down from a plane. A Synagogue."

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"[Opens ""Where's Waldo?"" book to page with Eiffel Tower.] ""Paris. Easy. Next!"""
"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"
"Man says to wife ""what would you do if I won the lottery"" Wife ""take half and leave your ass"" Husband ""good, I won 12 bucks here is 6, now get the hell out."
"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."
"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
"Did you hear about that girl in the terrible car accident the other day? Her entire left side had to be amputated. She's all right now."
"Q. Why do blondes smile when it's lightning? A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken."