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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
Next Joke
"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"
"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""
"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"
"I suck telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation."
"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches..."
"I tried to catch fog today Mist"