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Joke of the Day
"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."
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"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."
"Dark Humor is like getting laid Not everyone gets it."
"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."
"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"
"[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?"
"How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's."
"My dog, Mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. ""*Bad* Mitten!"""
"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"