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Joke of the Day
"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."
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"Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"
"Crazy lady next to me forgot to take her meds, flipping out and shit. I hate seeing this. Just going to walk away from my mirror now."
"When I die I already know my last words will be. ""but I'm still hungry"""
"What was the Russian mohel's name? Borris Kutchyakockoff"
"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"
"People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome."
"Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks."