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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"
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"Vegetarian: 'You know, a cow died so you could have that burger'. Me: 'Maybe he died because you keep eating all of his food'."
"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."
"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"
"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"
"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."
"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"
"I figured out why republicans are all over the place this election cycle. If you walk without rythm, it won't attract the Bern... I'll see myself out."
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."