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Joke of the Day

"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."

"""What would you say is your biggest flaw?"" ""i step in in people's conversations"" ""i was asking *him*"""

"I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic"

"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"

"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"

"Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle Utd Movie: Own goal"

"All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office. Thanks a lot, Megan!"

"Nuts. Two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted."

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else"