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Joke of the Day
"What's white and kills you if it gets in your eye? an aeroplane"
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"Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night? The whole thing was a gas."
"-i am going to hell for this ""That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing,"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you."" ""Dave,"" my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"
"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"
"Truthfully officer, I wouldn't have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.."
"A cop pulls over a guy for suspected DUI ""How high are you?"" the cop says. ""No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you,'"" says the guy."
"Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire. Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out."
"""Ooh, a new friend request...who the hell is Iqbal???"""
"What do you call a shed full of colored folk? Antique farm equipment!"