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Joke of the Day
"Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears"
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"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."
"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""
"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."
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