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Joke of the Day
"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"
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"What did one bell say to the other? ""Be my valenchime!"""
"My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?"
"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."
"PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!"
"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"
"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""
"What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum"
"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."