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"john was feeling happy happy felt disgusted and ran away"
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"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."
"Had to buy rat poison last week. I'm with a really huge problem at home. Can't stand my roomate."
"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."
"Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says ""Give it back Josh"""
"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."