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Joke of the Day
"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""
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"I asked my Welsh friend how many partners he's had in his life... he started to count and he fell asleep."
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"Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect."
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"Frank has no arms. **Knock knock who's there?** Not Frank."
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