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Joke of the Day

"Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."

"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."

"Little Miss Muppet sad on a crumpet... And said ""What the Hell! Who fucking put this here?!"""

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"

"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"

"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."

"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"

"Did you hear about the terrorist who was sent to blow up a car? Well, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."