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Joke of the Day
"Two Jews walk into a bar That's it. Do Jews drink very little?"
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"Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win."
"90% of owning a dog is telling it to stop barking."
"New band. I'm starting a new band with 5 homosexual Mexicans. Juan Direction."
"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"
"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"
"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."
"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"
"The best thing about being deaf. The best thing about being deaf is that all genres of music sounds fantastic!"
"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."