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Joke of the Day
"New band. I'm starting a new band with 5 homosexual Mexicans. Juan Direction."
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"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"Poor Product Name Power equipment manufacturer Stihl recently developed a baby harness. They're calling it the Stihl Bjorn. So far, the only order placed has been by Rick Santorum."
"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""
"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"
"What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years? You haven't AG-ed a bit."
"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"
"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"
"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."
"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."