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Joke of the Day
"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."
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"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"
"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"
"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."
"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""
"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"
"True embarrassment lies within your first email address"
"Professor X can move anything with his mind... except his legs."
"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."
"I hate seeing babies are kissing eachother. It's like, get a womb."