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Joke of the Day
"A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine He's alright now though."
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"I'm going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep"
"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"
"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."
"2 antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it"
"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."
"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."