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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."
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"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."
"A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."