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Joke of the Day
"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"
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"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."
"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"A mathematician walks into a pizza shop... They request one pie. Upon getting a full pizza, they exclaim, ""You gave me twice as many radians as I asked for!"""
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""
"A policeman pulled me over today after my wife fell out of the car... He said ""Sir, did you know your wife fell out of your car?"" I said "" Oh thank god! I thought I had gone deaf."""
"What stops rape every time? Consent."
"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."
"F*ck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with."
"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."