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Joke of the Day

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."

"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."

"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"

"Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? I've met more."

"What will i do when i die? Idk!"

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."

"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."

"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."