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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."
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"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."
"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"
"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"
"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."