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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."

"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."

"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."

"I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like ""Pick up milk"" or ""Pay gas bill"" or ""Stop wasting your life away"""

"Some people might think being a gay man with a foot long dick is a good thing But it's just a huge pain in the ass for my boyfriend."

"I found a bloodsucking vampire in my house today. I don't know how the lawyer got in but I had to chase him out with a broom."

"I like to go up to people I haven't seen in ten years and say, ""Was THIS your card?!"""

"A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids. They used his foreskin to graft eyelids. The poor kid is now cockeyed."

"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"

"What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing? a brucea"