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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"
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"She's as smart as bait."
"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"
"Asked my magic 8 ball if I should turn my lights off or not... It said ""ON"""
"*wakes from a dead sleep* SHOULDN'T RED BULL GIVE YOU HORNS?"
"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"
"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"
"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."