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Joke of the Day
"Why do people call their weed the Koran? Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned"
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"nsfw joke: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys."
"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"
"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"
"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""
"What was the favorite genre of music of the man that hung himself off of a windy bridge Swing"
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"
"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"