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Joke of the Day

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"

"*puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy."

"Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? Because gunpowder is black."

"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"

"Metro don't trust trump. Future gon' shoot him."

"Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started they emit noxious odours and half the time they don't work."

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One to change the light bulb, and eight to beat the room for being dark."

"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""