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Joke of the Day
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"
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"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"
"My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again"
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres."
"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"
"what type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu"
"look son... rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school"
"I've always wanted to be a comic book artist... I'm really drawn to it."