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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"
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"Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns! Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews."
"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."
"What are pillowy breasts made of? mammary foam"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."
"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones sing ""Hey You! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman shouts ""Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"""
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"
"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"