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Joke of the Day
"Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors? Because he needed laser eye surgery!"
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"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."
"Why don't you tell penis jokes about richard? Because Dick nose"
"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."
"Damn girl, are you /r/jokes Because you are getting old"