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"Damn girl, are you /r/jokes Because you are getting old"
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"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"
"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."
"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"
"My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being caught in my wife's bed."
"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"
"My friend asked me if her breath smelled like tacos. I said, ""I don't know, do you put shit in your tacos?"""
"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"