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"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"
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"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"
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"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."