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Joke of the Day
"Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !"
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"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."
"Yo mumma so fat.. Yo mumma so fat that she needs two wristwatches, one on each hand because she's in two timezones. NOTE: I'm Australian so I spell the word mum with an 'u'"
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."
"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler"
"What's the reason my shower isn't working? You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure."
"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"
"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."
"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"