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Joke of the Day

"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."

"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there."

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"

"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""

"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."

"What has nine arms and sucks? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus."

"There's a new movement against cutting in line. Now that's a movement I can get behind!"

"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"