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Joke of the Day

"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."

"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."

"What state do the most math teachers come from? Mathachusits!"

"Dogs are great for meeting girls. Pack of dogs attack a girl she's gonna need to go to a hospital. Who's gonna drive her? That's right. You."

"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."

"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"

"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"

"Where I am from, if I was ""16 And Pregnant"" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show."

"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"