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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"

"My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise."

"What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew? The facial expression when you hit the gas."

"how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh TEN TICKLES AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite joke"

"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."

"I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my croissan'wich without being judged by people walking by."

"So I attempt to shoot myself with this gun? Do I whack off during or after? (Kid who grew up on Chatroulette playing Russian Roulette)"

"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"