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Joke of the Day
"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong"
"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."
"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."
"People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain."
"Past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense"
"What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand"
"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Sex is so much more with a big penis . . . With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix."