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Joke of the Day
"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."
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"What do you call a smarty pants? ...... A jeanius"
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"You're more useless than a..."
"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"
"A new study finds marijuana users are not more likely to have car accidents. Mostly because they're usually too high to find their cars."