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Joke of the Day
"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."
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"Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
"What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? BOOBIES XD"
"Guys, I think I found the Cure to Aids! It requires having a Magic Johnson."
"What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge."
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"Death is not the end. You still have to dispose of the body and hide the evidence."
"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."
"I don't love being single but I do love being happy."