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Joke of the Day

"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"

"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."

"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."

"Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They're hoping for meatier showers"

"What does the nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"

"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"

"My friend might be hung tomorrow... The suspense is killing him."

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."