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Joke of the Day

"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."

"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."

"Woman driver is like a star on the sky You see her, she doesn't see you."

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."

"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"

"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"

"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"

"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."

"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"

"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"