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Joke of the Day

"I got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."". I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg.""."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"

"Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time."

"I always play it safe during sex. I cut the telephone chord."

"He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!"

"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."

"Don't tell me about how you ""dressed up"" your baby for a special occasion. If you're wearing something you can shit in you aren't dressed up"

"iPhone 8 Screen [REMOVED]"

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back"

"I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days."