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Joke of the Day
"The things that you love are what makes you who you are. I guess that makes me large breasts...."
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"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."
"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"
"I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles."
"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."
"What if the aliens were from Uranus.."
"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."