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Joke of the Day
"That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket."
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"NSFW How do you know when a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. Source: Jimmy Carr"
"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""
"It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan."
"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."
"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."
"Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? He was talking smack."
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"
"How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore? He's the smallest one"
"I went to a party dressed as a loaf of bread. The birds were all over me."