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Joke of the Day
"That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket."
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"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."
"what do you call a french kebab? a body bag."
"At the planetarium with my family. I think my wife was surprised to discover she's not the center of the universe."
"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."
"What did the boy gun say to the girl gun? Wanna bang?"
"Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."